Senior Photography for Guys Who Don’t Care About Senior Photography (but their mothers do)

Sometimes you just want a decent picture of your senior graduating and he wants nothing to do with getting senior photos. He saw how his sister got her hair and makeup done and went through 12 outfit changes and joined a squad when she got hers done. He would rather just play halo or whatever the kids are playing these days. I am here to solve your problem. “Senior photography for guys who don’t want senior photos but their moms want one just nice one” It’s nice to have something for the open house announcements, put on your wall along the staircase, or pull out 8 years later for a wedding slideshow, but it might not be $1,000 grand worth it. At the same time, as good as your cell phone is, you feel like that would be the easy route and this is for posterity. where you really need a professional. The mall portrait studio will work, but honestly, last time you went that route you felt like a cattle herded in and out of the trophy props.


Q: Is this offer open to girls too?
A: Yes. It just seems like there is a bigger market for the guys so that’s why I came up with the slogan above.

Q: Are you a professional photographer?
A: Yes.

Q: Is this a joke?
A: No. I think there is a hole in the senior photography market and I am about to fill it.

Q: Do you provide other kinds of photography?

A: Yes! Documentary family and wedding photography can be accessed through the THOR*tography brand.

Q: You’re prices still are a bit steep.
A: That’s not a question.

Q: Why do your other kinds of photography cost so much more? Could I get my family pictures at this rate.
A: Why is BMW more than a 1989 ½ escort? This is type of senior photography is a different product than the family and wedding work by THOR*tography

Q: Can we have our pictures somewhere other than the spots you picked out?
A: Nope. Because of the nature of these sessions, the locations have been pre-selected. That said. If we can walk to where you want to go and back again in your time session. We can figure that out. I get to make the final call.

Q: I don’t think you’re the photographer for me do you know anyone else?
A: I have a huge level of respect for the following photographers and I am sure they will be able to take care of you.
Melissa Lile
Brady Kennison
Lauren O’Connell
Harbor Light

Photo Lodico



Who’s Idea Was This

+ Misery loves company right? Get 5 friends together and get your senior photos done with all at at the same time. Make funny faces at each other and stuff like that. $700 each participant gets 2 images. Willing to make arrangements for the date and time.

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Twist My Arm

+ A more “traditional” kind of senior photography with multiple locations you get to pick. Expect 1-2 hours $400 / 5 high resolution images + proof set

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Short Sessions

+ $150 / 15 minute session. 2 digital images with printing rights. Additional digital images @ $50/image Limited times and locations

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What our clients say

  • Tina

    My son was less than thrilled to get his senior pictures. But as a mom, I wanted something to mark/remember this accomplishment/time in his life…and we needed a year book picture. Thankfully I found Thor. He was easy to work with. My son thought senior pictures were stupid, but when it was all over my son said, “He was good.”





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